[MKOB] FW: BEERDRINKERS
craigsol at charter.net
craigsol at charter.net
Tue Aug 12 16:27:16 CDT 2008
That's Bullshit.
Sol
---- HArtzog <jazzbrew at charter.net> wrote:
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To friends and family who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't:
As Ben Franklin said, 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria.'
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli), the bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer, tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor, because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Booze = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and speak the truth or talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
Because this is a public service, there is no need to thank us for this
valuable information.
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